| Anonymous Girl: | I want to get a tattoo of an elephant on the inside of my bottom lip. I went to 5 other places and no one will do it. |
| Me: | Well, this design is about the size of a dime, it's impossible. It will simply look like a black blob. |
| Anon Girl: | Are you SURE he can't do it? I really want it. |
| Me: | GTFO. (not really, but in my mind). |